Wear this hat and you will fly 1000 miles an hour
Wear this tie and you will spin, end feeling not so dour
I know these are such simple things and hardly magic carpet
You'll find them in the discount bin at your local Target.
* transcribed sleep talk, and the words might be wrong
supported by 20 fans who also own “Under Gail Succubus”
I heard some of these as part of a NTS Radio Session by Mr. Ellard in 2016 and was wondering: "Where do these songs come from?" Well, now I know.
Btw you can still find the recordings of the NTS Session online. nf_orange